Little Monsters are so f*cking smart:

Images will speak for themselves:

So this little monster moron created this post on ONTD! trying to dis Madonna through an uneducated and ignorant comment, but it was too good not to talk about. It says:

“It appears that M is twirling and flipping a baton into the air. For those hardcore fans, you will remember the scathing reviews she received for the Virgin Tour when she tossed a metal ring into the air and sometimes didn’t catch it.”

First of all “scathing reviews” for the Virgin Tour?

“she tossed a metal ring into the air and sometimes didn’t catch it”?

A “metal ring”? You mean: a music instrument called TAMBOURINE?

Can these little monsters get even more retarded and moronic?

It’s NOT a “metal ring”. It’s an instrument called TAMBOURINE.

And when did she ever drop her tambourine?

Any video? Any real reports? No? Nothing? Oh, okay, I gotcha.

Another day, another stupid comment created by the delusional mind of a retarded little monster - without a single piece of evidence.

Someone is really pressed for the BTW / EXPRESS YOURSELF / SHE’S NOT ME performance!

So, hey turi and other little monsters, enjoy another FLAWLESS MADONNA PERFORMANCE: LIVE VOCALS, DANCING and she doesn’t drop her “metal ring” - not even once! 

Yeah… because the woman who does slack-lining in her show at 53, or does cartwheels at the Super Bowl, jumps rope during a song at 50, starts her show by doing the headstand and the wheel (yoga poses) in her Re-Invention tour cannot “toss her ‘metal ring’ in the air and catch it”.