Poor Madge…

Such a has-been.

As the press and little morons say: “her shows are not filling up”.

What a shame:

In the crowd: Dannii Minogue (Kylie’s sister), the fabulous Jean Paul Gaultier, the beautiful Dita Von Teese, Bravo’s Andy Cohen, the always fun and fabulous Kelly Ripa, and recently out - CNN’s Anderson Cooper…

In the meantime, Lady Reductive is on a break from her tour, making arrangements, changing, and adapting her show - all based on the awesomeness the MDNA Tour is. She did it in the past, she’ll keep doing it.