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And we thought Billboard would try to recover their damaged reputation when they fired Bill Werde, and hired
Angela Cheng Janice Min instead. Oh well, we were wrong! They are still publishing lies on Lady Gaga’s behalf.
"Lady Gaga’s sold-out Roseland Ballroom Residency" they said, "sold out within minutes" they added.Yeah, cute. In what motherfucking planet?
Right now, none of those shows are “sold out.” And you can check it out for yourselves:
As of right now (Friday, February 21, 2014, around 5.30 pm Eastern time), you can buy tickets for FIVE (of the seven) Lady Gaga shows at the Roseland ballroom on Ticketmaster (the primary ticket seller for the concerts).
The other two shows? They aren’t sold out either. They are on hold. You can expect those tickets to be put for sale anytime soon. Go to Ticketmaster and check it for yourselves! Here’s what comes up:
What makes it even worse and more embarrassing, is that the Roseland Ballroom is a small venue! For a regular concert, the Roseland Ballroom can accommodate 3,200 people standing, 2,500 for a dance party, between 1,300 and 1,500 in theatre style.
Yes, that’s right! Lady Gaga can’t even sell out small venues like the Roseland Ballroom even after several weeks with the tickets in the market.
What is even more embarrassing is how her fans still believe in her ever-pathetic, never-ending "I love my fans, not their money" rhetoric. That Billboard article says that fans can purchase these additional tickets for $400 to gain access to a “VIP soundcheck.”
Yes, $400 dollars so you can enter the venue earlier to watch her rehearse/do a soundcheck. What kind of “love” is this? Surely, not love for her fans, but for her bank account. An interesting paradox can be found in Madonna.
The Queen of Pop is often described as a “bitch,” but she never charged her fans to gain access to her soundcheck/rehearsals, or to pay to meet her (which Gaga does, despite her “I love my fans, not their money” discourse). God! Madonna didn’t even charge her fans to be inside the Golden Triangle (the closest area to her stage)!
I was chosen to be in Madonna’s Golden Triangle five times - and I didn’t need to spend a dime for those passes! Now, ask me what happened to the Madonna fans who arrived at the venues she was playing way before concert time (while Madonna was still doing her soundcheck)? They got in for FREE! Using their FREE Golden Triangle passes! The complete opposite of Lady “I-love-my-fans” Gaga, who is now charging $400 a ticket so her fans can see her do a soundcheck.
Little monsters are not only culturally void, but they are real fools!
And just because not only Madonna is endlessly better, more talented, and more interesting than Lady Gaga, but being a Madonna fan is more rewarding than being a Lady Gaga fan, below there are some videos of Madonna interacting with her fans during the soundcheck for her shows from different places around the world.
PS.: no one had to pay $400 to gain access to neither the Golden Triangle, nor the soundcheck. Take that Lady Gaga and little monsters!
London - ”Are you sending those outfits to Lady Gaga?”
Amsterdam - Singing “Deeper and Deeper,” “Physical Attraction” and “Give it 2 Me” with her fans:
Washington DC - Having a “business talk” with the crowd:
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - Performing “Give Me All Your Luvin’”:
Watch Katy Perry’s new video here!
Perry Patra just released the video for her #1 hit Dark Horse!
The song has already been #1 for FOUR weeks in the US without a video, and this new release will ensure it will spend a few more days around the top of the charts.
Dark Horse is Katy Perry’s NINTH #1 hit, cementing her position (alongside her personal friend, Rihanna) as one of the most prolific hit-makers in the current scene.
Katy is kitsch and she knows it - that’s the best thing about her videos. We are glad she has found the success she has by embracing herself truthfully.
You know, unlike Katy Perry, there’s a very sad and desperate popstar who tries very hard to be taken seriously - her delusions of grandeur are equivalent to Mariah Carey’s!
Fortunately, that sad and desperate popstar has achieved only A THIRD of Katy Perry’s success with her songs (despite having released more albums than her). Her name?
Lady Gaga, of course!
Well, if you’re thinking it was unnecessary for me to mention her name, well, I felt like I needed to, in case you had already forgotten she exists (like the rest of the world already has).
Enjoy Katy Perry’s new video!
And remember: tickets for her PRISMATIC TOUR are on sale!
Speaking of tickets, we already have our tickets to Miley Cyrus show in our hands!
And while we are on the subject of tours, guess what? That sad and desperate popstar announced her Australian dates for the ARTFLOP Ball tour this week.
Australia is one of the only places her previous tour (the Flop This Way Ball) wasn’t a complete commercial failure. But the big question is: how will tickets sell?!
Let’s take a look at some important facts:
Lady Gaga’s latest studio album, the one supporting her new tour, was a complete and utter failure in Australia.
The album supporting Gaga’s tour is currently on the iTunes chart, sitting at number 75 (it never reached #1 there). However, on the official Australian Album charts (ARIA), ARTFLOP doesn’t even rank among the toil 50. In case you were wondering, Katy Perry’s PRISM is still in the Australian charts. ARTFLOP is the one that’s been out for quite some time now.
In fact, ARTPOP has performed so poorly in Australia that it appears Lady Gaga has cancelled her Australian promo tour!
She announced a visit to Australia to January, a competition for her fans to meet her was also held (similar to what she did with Japan). Winners were announced - but where is Lady Gaga? It’s almost March now!
It seems these poor fans will only get to meet her once her official tour gets there. Bye-bye promo tour!
Gaga surely loves her fans, but she loves her bank account even more. That’s why she decided to cancel a visit to the country(they’re not buying her music, after all). Maybe in the future, if Aussie fans buy tickets to her concert, she’ll go down under. But by then, they might be in jail for vandalism. Who knows?
At least Lady Gaga announced that the prices for her new tour will be more affordable! Oh, wait…
So tell me, how well do you think her tour will go this time around?
If Australians didn’t buy her album for $9.99, what made them think they will pay around $170.00 for a ticket to see her stumble around and vomit on stage while her vocals keep coming out? The most surprising thing for me is how much her Meet ‘N Greet costs. Something that was FREE in the last tour is now $1500!
In comparison, Miley Cyrus Meet N’ Greet costs $900. Rihanna’s was $800. Justin Beiber’s was $500. All of them have been much more successful than Lady Gaga with their latest musical releases.
By the way, she has only four dates (so far) for her Australian shows. They are:
Wed 20 Aug - Perth Arena, WA
Sat 23 Aug - Rod Laver Arena, VIC
Tue 26 Aug - Brisbane Entertainment Centre, QLD
Sat 30 Aug - Allphones Arena, NSW
Do you think she’ll be able to add other 10 shows (she played 14 concerts there the previous time)?
Canceling promo tours, scheduling less shows, exploiting fans with expensive “meet n’ greet” tickets… You know your career is in big trouble when a market you previously flourished in no longer supports you.
Australia broke Lady Gaga’s first number 1 single, and now she can’t even top those same charts.
All we know is that Britney Spears fans are not thinking it through. If her song with Gaga (remember her?) flops (like all of Gaga’s recent singles and collaborations), Gaga will blame Britney for her failure - the same way she’s now blaming her entire team for a disastrous 2013.
Speaking of Lady Gaga, her fans (the “little monsters”) are now attacking Miley Cyrus, accusing her of copying Madonna.
Oh, the irony!
Little monsters are so stupid, they don’t even notice they admit Lady Gaga copies Madonna when they do so.
There’s a reason we call them little morons.
Miley looks gorgeous! G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S —- something Lady Gaga never gets to be (even after massive amounts of make-up and photoshop). She can totally pull off that Hollywood Golden Era look (as well as Madonna can), and still be Miley - adding her spunk to the imagery.
And that is another thing Lady Gaga is an Über failure: she copies people’s imagery, but she doesn’t add anything to it: she has nothing to offer as an artist, or human being.
That must be the reason why Lady Gaga fans are hating Miley Cyrus’s guts.
That, and the fact that Miley Cyrus has been stating the obvious about mother moron around. Miley pointed out that Cindy Sherman’s #276 was Lady Gaga’s inspiration, little monsters sent her hate messages and threats for it.
The same Cindy Sherman had an exhibition at the MoMA in 1997 supported by whom?
The Queen of Pop herself!
It all comes down to M - at one point or another.
Yes. I am talking about the same Bill Werde I had a public argument with a couple of months ago regarding his obscure and shady ways of helping Lady Gaga enter the Billboard charts, which included:
Counting the viewership of an award show as visualizations of her performance (helping her song chart higher), changing Billboard rules so that her album could be sold for 99 cents and still be eligible for the charts, then changing Billboard rules again so that no one else could pull the same stunt, accepting Gaga’s Youtube/VEVO audio track + lyrics video + official video to be added to the final tally, etc.
Yup! Just like we said before, Bill Werde was an incompetent, unprofessional, shady editorial director that would facilitate the way to the top for his favorite people - like Gaga. What he got in exchange for that, we will never know. He’s been fired now.
I am happy Guggenheim media finally understood how Bill Werde was damaging Billboard’s reputation by giving special treatment to people like Lady Gaga.
We can only hope the magazine’s new editorial director, Janice Min, is a good professional and won’t sell hers and the magazine’s soul and dignity for people like Stefani Germanotta. We don’t need another little moron on the work force. All they do is tarnish reputations and cheat their way to the top.
Some people are calling it a “meltdown” (even I did, earlier on twitter). But when you think about it, this is Lady Gaga doing what she knows best: playing the victim, blaming other people for her bad music, bad videos, and bad choices, and boasting the egos of her idiotic fans (does she think they will each go out and buy ARTFLOP again every time she says she believes in them?).
2014 barely started, and here comes Lady Gaga setting the tone for a new year. Her new motto is “Poor me. People betrayed me. They left me alone and I have to do it all by myself. But monsters, I love you. I don’t care about fame and money. I care about you.” In other words, nothing’s changed. The ugly, talentless singer is still the same manipulative little bitch that will lie, cry wolves, and say whatever it takes to save face.
Take a look at her rant on littleMORONS.com:
[The DWUW video] is late because, just like with the “Applause” video unfortunately, I was given a week to plan and execute it. It is very devastating for someone like me, I devote every moment of my life to creating fantasies for you.
"Just like with the Applause video, I was given a week to plan and execute it"???? Say what?
This girl is such a pathological liar, she can’t even keep her story straight anymore.
This is Lady Gaga talking about the “Applause” video with a fan on Twitter. She told the fan (who asked about its creation process) that “Applause” was shot in "3 days, but planned for weeks!" Yes, you read that right, weeks. Plural. She had weeks of planning.
"All of my successful videos were planned over a period of time when I rested and my creativity was honored."
What are we supposed to make out of this statement? “Applause” and “DWUW” were not successful because, as Gaga claims, she didn’t have time to create them?
Remind me again, what was Lady Gaga doing before the beginning of the promotional campaign for “Applause” (the first single off of ARTFLOP)?
Well, according to the singer herself, she was in bed, resting (after her hip surgery). But now she says she didn’t have any time to rest and create her videos. What has she been doing since her hip operation?
Gaga has said over and over (while trying to make people feel sorry for her) that while she was in bed, and couldn’t walk, she would keep writing songs and ideas for performances and her next show in her notebook.
But she’s telling a different story now.
So you tell me, what has Gaga been doing with her time?
She got a hip operation in February 2013. She had March, April, May, June, July, and August to rest and create the concept for the video for “Applause.” But no, she insists she didn’t have any time.
What’s even more desperate and sad about this lame excuse is that when the videos for “Poker Face” and “Paparazzi” came out, for example, she was amidst the Fame Ball tour, traveling worldwide promoting her first album, and recording its follow-up at the same time (and still, she had time to rest and create those “successful videos”).
Come on, Lady Gaga… your lies are getting worse and worse!
Those who have betrayed me gravely mismanaged my time and health and left me on my own to damage control any problems that ensued as a result. Millions of dollars are not enough for some people. They want billions. I was not enough for some people.
Here, Gaga blames her former manager, Troy Carter, for her problems. Maybe she thinks he booked her too many concerts the last time? It seems she’s even blaming him for her hip injury!
Girl, if you didn’t want to do all those shows, why did you accept to do them? It’s not like you were Carter’s slave and was forced to go on tour and make millions of dollars for yourself!
Then, there is the cherry on the top of the icing:
“I wasn’t enough for some people.”
Troy Carter is known for venturing in other entrepreneurial businesses other than the main stars they manage. It seems Gaga didn’t like the fact that he had his eye on other businesses and stars as well. Too full of herself?
Who’s to blame for her failure? Certainly not herself. Blame Troy Carter. He made her a star, he made her millions of dollars. How dare him think she wasn’t enough?
You know you are dealing with an egotistical twat when she tries to get all the credit she can for her success, but deliberately blames others for her failures.
“Let me be for you the Goddess that I know I truly am.”
Yup, Lady Gaga is still the same delusional, hypocritical cunt she has always been.
Give me a chance to show you the meaning of seeing art all around you. Open your hearts to me again that I may show you the joy of us coming together through our talents, that we are stronger as a unit than we are alone.
What’s stopping Lady Gaga from accomplishing her goal? Nothing. Here, she clearly is making a reference to the poor commercial performance of her album. She is whining about not having sold too many copies. That is the problem.
It’s not like there is anything standing in between her “art” and her fans. There is nothing, and no one, stopping her “art” from reaching her fans. So what the fuck is she whining about? ARTPOP’s commercial failure.
Some sad people bought her album (a few, but they did). These people did open their hearts (and their wallets!!!) for her “art.” Some (a few) might have even bought tickets for her tour - which starts soon, but has only seven shows sold out to date!
So why is she asking for another chance again?
Oh, it’s because she expected to sell more albums. She expected people to buy whatever crappy music, and even crappier video she put out. She expected it to be easy. She didn’t expect to have to work hard to keep a career handed to her on a silver platter. She didn’t expect to have meetings with executives from her record label meetings regarding the ARTPOP disaster…
Once again, Lady Gaga proves that what matters to her is fame, and commercial success. She can’t enjoy the small amount of success she got because she doesn’t care about the few thousand fans who bought her shitty album. They don’t matter. She wants to hear the words "millions sold." That’s why she’s lying, giving excuses, blaming other people for her problems, and asking for another chance. Another chance to be the biggest “it girl” in music. And that’s what it’s all about.
What an annoying, hypocritical cunt this ugly little bitch is!
Live Nation just announced the first dates for Lady Gaga’s next tour. And as I predicted, ticket prices were lowered. This time, Gaga’s average ticket price is on pair with her adversary popstars, like Miley Cyrus.
Actually, Gaga’s tickets are cheaper: her floor tickets cost $85.00 now. Obviously, her shows are general admission again, so she can have more people on the floor of arenas than if she had tickets with assigned seats.
Last time Gaga went on tour, her concert tickets were almost as high as Madonna's (known for expensive tickets and a high production value): the average low ticket price for each of the Born This Way Ball concert in North America was $110.
But the Born This Way Ball forced tour promoters to offer different deals to move tickets in different parts of the world:
In France, tickets for her concert in Paris were offered on Groupon with a 70% discount. In Nice, she had to downgrade a stadium concert to a theater with 9,000 seas. In Brazil, the deal was “buy one ticket, get one free" in all of her shows. In Rio de Janeiro, on the day of her concert, the deal was buy one, get TWO free. In the US, unsold tickets were given away for FREE at her “Born Brave” bus stationary outside the venues she was playing.
Gaga’s low ticket sales the last time also forced Live Nation to “travel light” with her equipment to cut production costs, forcing her to use Madonna’s MDNA stage structure in most of her concerts in South America. And when Madonna needed her stage back, Gaga borrowed Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet stage structure instead!
This time around, Gaga will most likely have to extend her tour to around 201 shows again if she wants to keep the artificial notion that she is a big touring act (any other famous pop star would be seen as a big touring act if they go on the road with the same tour for three years, and perform 201 shows). If she doesn’t, she won’t be able to pull in the big numbers charging $85 dollars per ticket performing less than 150 shows.
Oh well, at least she has offered “reserved seats” for $200 (and $35.00, $49.50, and $85.00)… does the “expensive” one include a meet and greet? I wonder how many crappy seats will be sold as expensive ”reserved” so she can
steal make a few more bucks off of her retarded special fans…
I just wish she would try to bite more than she can chew (she usually does it anyway). It will be even more embarrassing if she needed to borrow Miley Cyrus’s or Katy Perry’s stage structures this time.
Two years ago, Lady Gaga had a Thanksgiving special to help promote her Born This Way album. Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving episode, however, on its 38th rerun in 2011, beat the crap out of Gaga.
Fast forward two years, and here comes Lady Gaga with a Thanksgiving special on ABC again (this year, with guest appearances of
Sir Diva Elton John and Ru Paul). And there goes Charlie Brown again, with his Thanksgiving special, now, being rerun for 40 years.
And the results are:
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving had 5.3 million viewers and a 1.6 rating in demo.
Lady Gaga & The Muppets Holiday Spectacular had only 3.6 million viewers and a 0.9 rating in demo.
What is worrying (for Gaga), is that the ratings for her 2013 special were almost 80% lower than her 2011 special:
Two years ago, ABC’s A Very Gaga Thanksgiving attracted 5.4 million viewers and a 1.6 rating.
Her latest album,
ARTPOP ARTFLOP, released three weeks ago, only managed to be #1 in six countries (Austria, Croatia, Japan, Russia, the US and the UK). In all of them, second week sales suffered an embarrassing steep decline, including the US, where sales dropped 82% on its second week (read more about it here).
What is even more embarrassing, is that you can sum up the sales of Gaga’s latest album on its first and second week together, that it still does not surpass Madonna’s MDNA debut week sales, which Gaga fans called a “flop” a year ago. As the icing on the cake, MDNA’s second week sales are also still higher than Gaga’s album.
This is hilarious:
Lady Gaga just blocked one of her biggest little monsters on Twitter just because he congratulated Taylor Swift.
@LGMonsterFacts is one of the nastiest and most annoying little monsters in Twittersphere: a true uneducated bully who spreads more ignorance than facts (unlike what his user name indicates).
Gaga used to love it though. She used to approve it - she has even tweeted him in the past a couple of times. But now something has changed. I guess being an out and proud little monster and supporting Taylor Swift is an insult, especially at a time like this.
Being the cold hearted bitch that she is, Gaga completely dismissed the guy and blocked him.
But don’t you feel sorry for him. In good old Gaga fashion, he’s going on and on in full-on monster mood: “poor me, I was blocked, I always supported her. I’m deleting this account” type of thing.
The account, however, has not been deleted yet (I doubt it ever will). You know it damn well: a little monster playing the victim card? That’s impossible [insert sarcastic tone here]!
Gaga must be really pressed these days:
First, her embarrassing performance on SNL did not boost her album’s second week sales (you can expect a very good post about it coming your way this Wednesday/Thursday). And now, her American Music Awards performance proved to have had little to no impact at all on the charts.
As we published last as the award show went along, Gaga’s collaboration with accused pedophile R. Kelly was at #24 on iTunes song sales chart minutes before her performance:
But 3 and 1/2 hours after the award show, the song had moved up only one spot on the sales chart:
Is Interscope spending more money on payola to save artFLOP's second single from complete disaster? Maybe Lady Gaga is spending her own (after all, she is the one who has publicly cried bankruptcy twice).
AMERICAN MUSICS AWARDS 2013:
Did you guys watch the American Music Awards? What did you think of it?
Katy Perry opened the ceremony with an oriental themed performance (looking flawless, as usual).
I love it how she is on Madonna-mode full throttle this year - and she doesn’t hide it (which makes us love her even more):
POP CULTURE EDUCATION FOR LITTLE MONSTERS:
Madonna first showed us her love for Asia at the American Music Awards in 1995:
Wearing a red oriental silk dress, Madonna performed TAKE A BOW along with Baby Face.
The oriental theme was brought on stage by Madonna following her geisha/warrior campaign for Takara Pure Legend in Japan (shot by Pierre et Guilles):
Katy Perry’s performance also had some elements of Madonna’s iconic 1999 Grammy’s performance of Nothing Really Matters (especially with the silhouettes at the shoji screens).
Back to the AMAs: Christina Aguilera killed it with her vocals, Miley Cyrus showed us her pussy power, and Justin Timberlake, personally, bored me to death.
What’s your take on the show?
Remember when Lady Gaga fans celebrated that
ARTPOP ARTFLOP's second single debuted near the Top 10 last week?
Knowing their ignorance, we
taught explained to them that the song debuted high on the charts only because the track was automatically downloaded with the album pre-order (not because of the individual song sales).
Well, in case you needed any more evidence of that, here’s how it steeply dropped on its second week:
From #13 to #58 in a week!
Yup! Those album pre-sales only pushed the song up to #13.
But when only the sales of the song per se, audio track views on YouTube/VEVO, radio, and other forms of streaming were taken in consideration, it plummeted to #58.
Lesson to be learnt:
Do not celebrate front-loaded sales, little monsters!
And just in case you little
monsters morons did not learn your lesson, remember: the same is happening with Venus Penis now, and will happen with Dope Nope next week in the charts, by the way.
Gaga is performing in space in early 2015, hahaha lol, when will Madonna? The first ever. Kill urself, ur life is over lol
Oh, God! Why are you little
monsters morons so stupid?
First of all, this monster obsession you Gaga fans have with Madonna is not cute! I understand that it is impossible not to think of her - she is totally gorge in every way! But seriously, you guys don’t have to make it all about Madonna all the time. Really! This just emphasizes how stupid and limited you little
monsters morons are!
You see, when Gaga finally announced something that would not be compared to Madonna (a trip to space), you idiots kept talking about the Queen of Pop. Other than Lady Gaga’s constant copying, you little monsters are the reason why she is constantly compared to Madonna. That’s how relevant she is to your lives (that explains why Gaga’s singles are flopping, while the MDNA TOUR DVD is set to be the best selling concert DVD of the year). How dumb and useless can you guys be?
You just missed an opportunity to let Gaga “shine” on her own, without the overshadowing presence of Madonna’s name, image and aura around. But, nope! Little monsters’s obsession with M is bigger than your admiration for Lady Gaga.
And speaking of her (finally the focus go to her), after all this Madonna-talk (thanks to you), here’s a little newsflash for you:
There goes your “the first ever" comment out the window!
In case you were wondering, Sarah Brightman’s trip to space will happen in 2014, a year before Lady Gaga’s.
But, anyway, are you sure Lady Gaga will go to space? Will she pass the tests? Will she pass all the physical exams? What about psychological exams?
I mean, she will go on tour next year, right? If her tour flops as hard as the last one, she might end up with another broken hip! You know, with Gaga, poor ticket sales = injury. You know her, right?
Plus, considering how her latest singles (both official and promotional) have been underperforming, I bet her next tour’s attendance will be even worse! Not to mention her other problems! Did you forget about her L-U-P-U-S?
Lupus was the first of the many illnesses Lady Gaga has used to gain public sympathy:
"Poor little girl, she has lupus, but she’s a fighter! Traveling all around the world for a couple of years, on a 201-date tour, making millions! Look at her on stage now! She looks tired, she’s crying for the third time tonight, and now she’s talking about the conversations she has every night with her aunt’s ghost, that aunt who died of the same disease: lupus. Poor girl! Hopefully, she won’t die soon.”
Is Gaga’s lupus gone? Is Gaga cured? I mean, lupus is a serious thing, it attacks your nervous system. I don’t think anyone with lupus (and a history of drug addition, drug abuse, and emotional instability - like Gaga) can pass all the physical and psychological exams to go to space… do you?
Honestly, I don’t think the woman who gained 25 lbs during a world tour has the discipline, psychological strength and determination to go through all this. Maybe she’ll ask Madonna for Sarah Brightman’s number. Then she will get all the deets on what happens up there.
[I attended Sarah Brightman’s concert a month ago and took this pic].
Here, baby, sit down and watch Sarah Brightman going through some crazy-ass training to go to space - as the first female singer ever!
Sorry Gaga fans, Stefani Germanotta, once again, is REDUCTIVE!
When you think of Lady Gaga, what words come to your mind?
I think delusional, hypocritical, desperate, stupid, hateful, unoriginal, try-hard, wannabe.
And what adjectives come to your mind when you think of her fans - the little monsters? I think delusional, hypocritical, desperate, stupid, hateful… basically the same things I think of Gaga.
In case you don’t understand why that’s what I think of Lady Gaga fans, here’s a few examples of how delusional, hypocritical, desperate, and stupid they are:
Earlier, I reported that Gaga’s new
song plagiarism had already dropped from the top position after only 24 hours in the market (being replaced by a song that’s been out for several weeks - Lorde’s Royals).
A Gaga fan then decided to tease me by asking a question he assumed he knew the answer:
“When was Madonna in the top ten for US iTunes?" he asked.
Those two singles off of Madonna’s latest album (MDNA) entered the “Top ten US iTunes,” I informed the little monster who asked the question. But I bet he didn’t know it. He didn’t expect that answer.
I also informed him that Give Me All Your Luvin’ became a Top 10 hit on Billboard’s Hot 100. That was Madonna’s 38th Top 10 hit - more than anybody else (including Elvis Presley and the Beatles). I know, I know… he didn’t ask about it, but knowledge is power. And I wanted to give knowledge and power to a Lady Gaga fan who desperately needs it.
However, not satisfied with the answer he got, and determined to “make Madonna look bad" (LOL, it seems it has become Lady Gaga fans’s goal), he insisted:
"How about Turn Up the Radio?”
Exactly! Just like that, this Lady Gaga fan ignored the answer to the question he asked, just to mention a Madonna song he already knew did not enter the Top 10. Desperation, ignorance, hypocrisy, hatefulness, or all of the above?
You see, Madonna’s “Turn Up the Radio” didn’t enter the top 10 iTunes US, but it came out 30 years after her debut and did not receive any promotion. So I asked him back:
What about Marry the Night?
Lady Gaga’s “Marry the Night" came out only three years after her debut and received massive promotion (performances on TV and awards shows including the Grammy’s announcement ceremony). The single also failed to enter the top 10. But I bet this little monster had forgotten about it. Selective memory.
By then, other little monsters joined the conversation, desperately trying to convince me that Gaga is (somehow) better than Madonna (priorities, people, priorities). So what did they do?
They shifted the conversation from “when was the last time Madonna had a top 10 song on iTunes? Oh, last year she had two," to "Gaga has won more awards than Madonna." I kid you not!
“Whenever we have valid points, they have to think about what to say!" claims this little monster. Really!
I mean, you have to be a Lady Gaga fan, a completely delusional and hypocritical try-hard little monster to change the subject in a conversation, then blame others for it. I don’t think these stans live in the same planet as we do.
But if you’re still waiting for the icing on the cake, here is something a very active commentator in this blog (Luigi Germanotta) wrote about Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga the other day. Keep in mind that mother monster’s newest
song plagiarism is R&B influenced and is in collaboration with an R&B singer - the accused pedophile and rapist R. Kelly:
"It’s pathetic how Miley Cyrus is stealing and using the black community to becoma a superstar. She’s a thief. She’s stealing from the black culture, from twerking to R&B. She’s a wigger with no ass, making black girls look like sluts. Why not be original? Why not do country music? Those are her roots. That’s why I love Lady GaGa, she doesn’t try to be what she isn’t, she’s true to herself and her Italian roots. Boycott white girls who use the black community for money and fame."
All the first 500,000 copies manufactured CDs to hit the market in a few weeks are being called “limited” by Lady Gaga.
You read that right:
The first batch of records manufactured - HALF A MILLION COPIES - is (in her mind) “limited edition.”
LIMITED EDITION = all of the first HALF A MILLION CDS MANUFACTURED.
Understand why we call Lady Garbage “desperate”?
But, listen Lady Gaga: there’s help! We might have found the solution for your ongoing obsession with fame and applause:
On another note:
Considering that Lady Gaga sorta copied what I jokingly proposed as the artwork for her CD on the cover of Flopplause (click here to remember), here’s a new idea for the cover artwork of her next single:
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