The Parking Lot Ball

As we have reported many times, Lady Gaga’s last concert in Brazil, in Porto Alegre, will be held at a PARKING LOT.

That’s right, at a PARKING LOT!

Unlike Madonna, who will be playing at the Monumental Olympic Stadium in Porto Alegre in a few weeks, the venue for Lady Gaga’s show in the city is in the parking lot of FIERGS.

Here’s a picture of her stage in Porto Alegre - you can even see the demarcation of parking spaces on the ground:

Curiosity:

Live Nation did not use Madonna’s MDNA Tour stage structure for Lady Gaga’s show in Porto Alegre because it is, allegedly, on its way to Argentina.

However, Lady Gaga is still riding Madonna’s coattails:

The stage set up for Lady Gaga in Porto Alegre was Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet Tour structure.

Here’s a picture of Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet Tour stage being built in Tel Aviv in 2008:

Thanks Renan Souza for the contribution.

Just in:

Picture of Lady Gaga’s crowd at the parking lot of FIERGS a few minutes ago (the show will start at any moment):

Turn Up the Radio

September 13th, 2012:

Lady Gaga on her way to the Guggenheim to COPY the art installation “Sleeping Beauty” developed by Taras Polataiko, and performed from August 22nd to September 9th at the National Art Museum of Ukraine. Read all about it here.

Thanks Jesus and Lady Who? Brasil for the contribution. 

MUSIC LESSON:

I LIKE IT ROUGH Vs. SOME GIRLS Vs. STRANGELOVE

I haven’t published a MUSIC LESSON post in a long time. This one is special because of an insisting little moron.

[Check all the MUSIC LESSON entries here]

I love it how those stupid, moronic little monsters cunts are always desperate to find something negative to say about Madonna.  

Instead of listening to her music in order to understand and enjoy good quality in Pop Music, they listen to it trying to find flaws. Which is the opposite of what happens to people who unfortunately find themselves listening (or seeing) Lady Garbage’s work - the flaws, the plagiarism, the unoriginality come flying to our ears and eyes.

Anyway, the funny question is: what kind of flaws can a little moron (with its delusional mind) find in Madonna’s work?

In reality, none.

But in their minds, they think they have found something.

There is a little moron bothering people, saying Madonna’s SOME GIRLS is a copy of Lady Garbage’s I LIKE IT ROUGH. [Really. You read that correctly].

So here’s a video comparing the two songs: 

But wait!

WATCH IT UNTIL THE END.

You might be surprised by the verdict: 

Madonna’s SOME GIRLS Vs. Lady Garbage’s I LIKE IT ROUGH: 

MUSICALLY: both songs are completely different. They are built on different chord progressions, different music structures. They are nothing alike.

This is a FACT, not an opinion.

MELODICALLY: they are also completely different. Those two songs do not share any melodic similarity. Also, note that the melodies in which their verses and choruses are sung are completely different. In Fact, the verses in Madonna’s SOME GIRLS are not even sung, they are spoken.

This is a FACT, not an opinion.

LYRICALLY: SOME GIRLS do not share any sumilarity with I LIKE IT ROUGH. The two songs contain different lyrics revolving completetly different themes.

This is a FACT, not an opinion.

On the other hand, Lady Garbage’s I LIKE IT ROUGH sounds awfully like Depeche Mode’s STRAGELOVE:

MUSICALLY: The core music structure of Lady garbage’s I LIKE IT ROUGH (its music lead) is a blatant rip-off of Depeche Mode’s STRANGELOVE.

This is a FACT, not an opinion.

In fact, Lady Gaga is so UNORIGINAL and her CREATIVITY IS SO LIMITED, that she used the same music lead, altered a tiny little piece of it, and used it again on another song of hers, in the following album, on the song DANCE IN THE DARK, which comes with a rapping-bridge uncannily similar to Madonna’s VOGUE.

“I want her hairrrr!”

Lady Garbage looked at her hairstylist and said:

“I want her hairrrr in that Pepsi commercial.”

Her hairstylist knew exactly what she meant:

Try again, Lady Garbage.

Madonna looks better as a blonde, red-haired, and brunette - with or without that peroxide streak.

And JUST LIKE MADONNA, Lady Garbage goes brunette for her fourth album (you morons KNOW that Fame Monster IS an album on its own).

And one more thing:

To be or not to be Queen (UPDATE)

Remember my past blog entry To Be Or Not To Be Queen?

I just added the following video to make the argument even more compelling (don’t forget to read the entry here).

Lady Gaga will say anything, she will change her discourse at any time, as long as she can still play the victim, the martyr and whine a little bit about something hoping to get our sympathy for her suffering.

Why isn’t the media calling her out on her bullshit? Why isn’t anyone talking about how contradictory she is? Anyone still don’t believe me when I say the mainstream media protects Lady Gaga?

Isn’t it funny how she OPENLY LIES about what she stands for, what she seeks and what she wants to be and no one in the mainstream media call her out for it?

Why haven’t Rolling Stone, Billboard, or MTV written on their blog about how much Lady Gaga lies on stage?

Where is Anderson Cooper now? After all, Gaga told him: “what artists do wrong is they lie, and I don’t lie. I’m not a liar. I built goodwill with my fans, they know who I am. I’m just like them in so may ways.”

Gaga’s cheesy scripted speech about “artists lying” was just another lie. The real sociology of fame is: you can lie as much as you want as long as you are the media’s sweetheart. 

Lady Gaga knows it. That’s why she feels so comfortable lying on stage, in public, in front of the cameras. She knows no one will call her out for it. 

She didn’t lie about one thing, though. She is indeed so much like her fans in so many ways: most of them are as dumb, as ugly, as nasty, as vile and egomaniac as she is.

Please e-mail your favorite blog and music website and ask them why they have not talked about Lady Gaga’s lies. Send those videos on your e-mail. 

Reductiveness: Movie Edition

What is the premise of the BORING THIS WAY BALL?

Lady Reductive is an alien that comes to start a new race, a race of people with no predjudice and bla bla bla… so her look is inspired by the alien from the big screen.

Too bad Lady Wannabe can’t even work the alien look. It must be depressing knowing that the nasty creature from the movies moves more sensually than you. 

By the way, what’s up with the pouch?

Lady Gaga is getting heavier and chubbier by the minute! 

I also heard Lady Reductive said her next album will “lack maturity”. But, hey, Lady Gaga, don’t all of your albums lack maturity?

Does she really think her past albums are mature? The Fame? Fame Monster? Born This Way Reductive? I can already see her little morons making comments saying that BTW is a mature album because it “talks about serious issues”. Seriously…

On a side note: Madonna’s MDNA Tour is kicking Lady Gaga’s tour in that saggy flabby ass both critically and commercially. It must be sad for Gaga and her fans to know that the woman she desperately wants to be is still the biggest name in the music business (as touring is the biggest aspect of the music business).

It’s really just sad to see people spend all that money on that cheap imitation, while the Queen Madonna is giving us more during rehearsals than lady reductive does during her real performance (if you want to call it a performance):

thisiswhyyousuck: 

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UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

If you guys have read the comments section, you will see some little moron trying to convince himself that Gaga’s dance is artistically “based on Mexican social dance (…) culturally and historically accurate”, unlike Madonna’s Vogue.

I see, that was Lady Reductive’s CHOLA interpretation.

At least she was original on this part.

Oh, wait!

Gaga-s TWO DECADES TOO LATE.

MaCHOLA was around in the early 1990s:

Oh, YouTube…

tensacross has a hilarious video on YouTube that makes it possible for decent people to watch Gaga’s crocodile tears without puking.

Watch this ingenious video-montage here (the part she talks about her “authenticity” is hilarious):

Very few people realize that Lady Gaga’s HBO documentary was meant to be a sitcom.  Amazing that people take it seriously.

And for those delusional little morons who still believe Gaga was being genuine, I am curious about one thing:

Her show has an enormous crew [dancers, band, technicians, hair and make-up people, wardrobe…], but this girl is so self-obsessed that she doesn’t even say a prayer with the group of people that help put her show together. It’s all about her. She needs to be the center of attention at all times.

Even when she is ”praying”, she needs an audience to watch her act - hence the hair and make up people that are not allowed to join her in her prayers as any other performer would do.

Remember one thing: everybody in that team contributed to the show, and Gaga would not have been able to do it without them.

But she surely does not want anybody else praying with her - someone would certainly steal her thunder by saying a genuine and honest prayer.

Speaking of a genuine, honest and UNSCRIPTED prayer in front of the cameras, Madonna is big enough person to share this special moment with her crew and bond with them even more. She doesn’t try to be the center of attention (even though she is Madonna and the reason why those cameras are around) and she embraces people from different religions in her team and give them a voice and turn to say their prayers:

And even when Madonna is the one saying the prayers, it happens as a unit, it is about the team, not herself. Lady Reductive surely has a lot to learn: